Cerys Gadsden, TWSS’s social media coordinator, writes an ode to the one and only Timothee Chalamet

Thou art magical and majestic,

Thou art sexy, thou art fit.

O Timmy, how I adore your ways,

Your Greek statue perfectly-carved face,

Black curls that fall down thy forehead, 

O how I wish we could be wed!

I’ll name thy film roles instead…

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Elio, my first love; a classical wonder,

Tis thy French and delicate gaze I am fond of,

You strum chords gracefully,

Love impatiently,

I will ignore thy peach

Removed for thy pleasure.

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Kyle you suck,

Yet thy bass playing I love much.

Nick, a gentle soul, I do care; 

Especially thy smile and surfer hair.

Paul your moan doth hit different,

Your heroism leaves an imprint.

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Finally Laurie, my true love!

Sweet and heavenly, an angel from above–

Why Jo turned you down?

We will ne’er know,

I must confess I wouldn’t dare say no.

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O Timmy I love thee,

Thou will always be my free pass,

Thou will always be forever in my heart!

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Poem by Cerys Gadsden.

Artwork by Ottile Cullen.